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Personal Achievements
 

Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2017 @ 6:00pm

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 2:18pm

Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2016 @ 2:26pm

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2017 @ 6:00pm

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2017 @ 8:01am

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2019 @ 2:17pm

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2016 @ 2:49pm

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2017 @ 7:50pm

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2017 @ 6:00pm

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2016 @ 2:38pm

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2017 @ 2:03pm

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2016 @ 4:20pm

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2016 @ 4:16pm

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2016 @ 2:56pm

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
Unlocked 26 May, 2017 @ 3:51pm

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 3:28pm

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 2:03pm

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 3:28pm



Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn

Disobedient

You ignored the note

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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