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This is a STEAM RESUME. This writing is the DESIGN upon the Steam resume. The DESIGN is to help people to LOOK at the profile. We hope to draw your attention to it and encourage you to read it. When you have done that maybe you’ll be persuaded to add the person who wrote this– in this case tay. Then we want you to AWARD them. The idea being that the more of you that award them the more Steam Points tay will have. To the aforementioned this is known as PLEASURE. A good Steam RESUME is one that attracts more players and gives more pleasure. This writing is trying to pull you in much like an eye-catching picture. It is designed to get you to READ IT. This is called luring the VICTIM, and you are the VICTIM. But if you have a free mind you should STOP READING NOW! because all we are attempting to do is to get you to read Yet this is a DOUBLE BIND because if you indeed stop you’ll be doing what we tell you, and if you read on you’ll be doing what we’ve wanted all along. And the more you read on the more you’re falling for this simple device of telling you exactly how a good commercial design works. They’re TRICKS and this is the worst TRICK of all since it’s describing the TRICK whilst trying to TRICK you, and if you’ve read this far then you’re TRICKED but you wouldn’t have known this unless you’d read this far. At least we’re telling you directly instead of seducing you with a beautiful or haunting visual that may never tell you. We’re letting you know that you ought to read this resume because in essence it’s a TEXT and TEXTS are to be consumed and you are a consumer and this is a good TEXT. We could have written the player's name in special lettering so that it stood out and you’d see it before you’d read any of this writing and possibly have add them anyway. What we are really suggesting is that you are FOOLISH to add or not add someone merely as a consequence of the design on their profile. This is a con because if you agree then you’ll probably like this writing – which is the Steam resume– and hence the Steam profile that is part of. But we’ve just warned you against that. The con is a con. A good Steam resume could be considered as one that gets you to award the user, but that never actually happens to YOU because YOU know it’s just some words for the resume. And this is the STEAM RESUME.
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+rep showed me homestuck
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+rep good kitty :steamthumbsup:
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awesome guy
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um vez yat
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I miss them :steamsad:
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I love them :healthyhearthling: