Recent reviews by U-lash

a big eh.

Well The Darkness 2

It's literally a mixture of feelings, one part in the game I feel well, hooked and zoned in and in some parts I sense the "hollywood" feel rushing in. Like its a Max Payne but with demons. Dont get me wrong the game was very well done and I loved the voice acting but both endings at the end made me hungry for more, it was such a cliffhanger that I want to bite my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ keyboard off....

Some may love it, some may hate it, its up to you, I'm just between those of two....

Ahh. Irrashaimase. I have lot to tell about this game...

This game is perfect in many ways, as well as gameplay goes it is fantastic as well...

In this version of series you play as only Kazuma Kiryu, a "retired-ish never was in yakuza" that can always cause any types of trouble only way he knows how, by punching and beating the ♥♥♥♥ out of a living being....

The story is very addicting just like it was in yakuza 0.
The gameplay is very well designed even for a basic keyboard player, after 2 3 hours you get the hang of it and after finishing yakuza 0 and kiwami you become a demi-god on playing these series.
The connection between yakuza 0 and kiwami is very much so its very easy to get the hang of stuff.
A semi potato pc can run it very well.

The downsides are;

It's not colourful as yakuza 0
Theres only 1 playable character.
The story is deep and sad-ish so dont start comparing yakuza 0 and kiwami in the same pot.

thats all the downsides that I could think of.

Note: As a martial artist myself seeing some popular moves used did almost give me an orgasm, just like it did at yakuza 0


CONCLUSION :

If you like the culture,language,yakuza,orgized crime YOU WILL GET ADDICTED
If you liked yakuza 0, YOU WILL GET ADDICTED TO THIS AS WELL.
If you like action and fast paced gameplay YOU WILL GET ADDICTED YET AGAIN.

Although I prefer yakuza 0 over this, this game was helluva ride and it is still playable after story completion.

9/10 DO BUY IT YOU WONT REGRET IT
STAY COOL STAY KAZZY

So. Here we are.
What is the soul of a man?

Are you a car freak like me? Do you like big V8's roaring through empty roads? Do you like wicked customizing options? Here is you game.

Mad MAX. This clever word metaphor in the series pleases me in many ways but you're not here for my tastes in stuff right?
I will divide this review to 3 parts ; which are
1-My opinion
2-Mad max game itself (gameplay,story,graphics,specs,exc.)
3-The connection between Mad Max game and the universe which the movies partake in.


SO REV UP YOUR INTERCEPTORS LADIES AND GENTS WE WILL GO ON AN ADVENTURE.

MODERATE SPOILER BE VARY!

Part 1: Opinions:
Saw the mad max movie (fury road) while I was on a bus trip. Saw the movie in the smart screen and thought "hm wonder why people get obsessed by this movie" and decided to give it a try. The movie was great. Like super-duper great. The clever hints and nods to the old movies made by our "leader" george miller was so fantastic that I lost my mind for a split second. So long story short, while I was browsing on the market saw the mad max game. I wanted to buy it but the specs kinda made me worried that I wasnt going to be able to play it as smoothly as I wanted it to be. I was wrong. The game was like a cigarette that you smoke after feeling kinda down. Like it starts smooth, you feel your pain vanish for a minute, then you get the horrid taste of nicotine and other chemicals which f*ck up your mouth taste. And that "horrid" taste wasnt the game itself. It was the ending. I didnt want the game to end. I just couldnt bear with it. Sadly every good thing must come to an end...

Part 2 : Game itself.
Sure its not made by george miller himself. But maybe we can give it a chance to prove itself?

Story: Set in the beautiful desert (located in australia??) which you play as Max. Our beloved protagonist. You still mourn with the pain of your familys death as any usual Mad Max series out there. Your only trustable companion the "interceptor" gets taken by the leader Scrotus. So Max's whole journey begins there. You wake up, go to a small canyon and meet a mechanic which will be your companion from start to finish. He will tell you that youre the "sacred divine driver" and also will call you saint, A LOT. Thats just the start. Some stuff that happens in the story might be quite "cliche" but if youre too hooked with the game itself (like me) you wont notice it after playing the story for a second time. The ending is harsh just like it should've been. No sugar coating or happy endings. Just Max being Max doing his thing. Getting MORE MAD after each failed attempt to find his way to peace.... Thats all for story-wise comments.

Gameplay: Imagine this. Im going to make a noodle soup (which is mad max's gameplay) and I follow these ingredients.
I put these in:
Sleeping dogs' combat system (parry attacks,breaking limbs the similiar fury mode that they both have)
I take the movement of the "tomb raider" (climbing, running, rolling.)
About the driving part I couldnt find a healthy example. Sorry.

It does get repetitive like people say but I was fine with it.
Some controlling options have some bugs such as slow execution time. But you get used to it quite quickly.

Graphics: Because of my potato-like graphics card I couldnt play the graphics to its full potential.
But the game is optimized in such a great way that a potato 1 gb card made through the game with 40-60 fps stable.
Which Im not disappointed. Not at all. Good job.
Of course you have to kinda play with the nvidia or amd controls about the game so you can optimize it more so you wont have any fps problems. ( Which youtube has lots of videos that explain it how to do that.)

Specs of a good/moderate gameplay : If you have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ graphs card like me you have to have good ghz to recover it right? If you have a good pc that has 4.ghz and another good stuff It wont be a problem. (I suck at computer spec stuff sorry.)

But hey! Cheer up mate. Because low-spec gamer has a video on MAD MAX where he runs the game on a glorified PIECE OF SHI- sorry. Just watch that video for reference.


Part 3: OH boy isnt this topic's a flame-war.
Most die-hard fans tell that this isnt the cannon. Which I agree to a certain point. But also I kinda want it to be included to cannon because in the fury road max gets flashbacks of a kid which it drives him insane. That kid could be the kid in this game but also It could be the kid that were mentioned in "mad max comic series". You read and play this, you decide. Oh also WB games kinda did some @sshole-ish stuff by taking the copyrights of george miller's mad max comic books which this meant that they used A LOT OF CONCEPT ARTS THAT WERE IN THE COMIC BOOKS. LIKE BUZZARDS, VEHICLES, CONCEPT ARTS EXC EXC.

All I can say is that you cant get a certain opinion before playing this. So see it for yourself mate.


In conclusion:
1- The story was great for me. I dont know your taste but this game did really spoke to me in a divine level. I felt like I was also getting insane with max's actions. The drama was insane.
2-The game play was not bad. At first you get confused but get hang of the stuff once you pass 2-ish hours.
3-A moderate pc could run this. I think.
4-The game is optimized well. I liked it a lot.
5-It gave some free dlc's which is always good.
6-Also this was supposed to be a "verified" cannon but further problems had occured in the process.
7-THE ENDING OH THE ENDING YOU HAVE TO FEEL THIS ENDING.


Thats all mates! If you got personal questions about the game or the mad max series I can gladly help you out!

"Griffa: Why must a vehicle be so important? Allies are a powerful aide. Even a dog can be a life saver. You focus your loyalty on a dead thing.

Max: I can drive a car. I'll cross the Plains of Silence in a car. People...get in my way.

Griffa: Do you trust a car?

Max: More than any man.

Griffa: We have a long way to walk."


PS : Its strange that ALL Max(s) (Max, Max payne) seem to lose their loved ones. Trying to find peace with violence. And trying to keep a "healthy" state of mind....

A beautiful game ....
.... for consoles

the 30 fps limit that no-one talks about made my boner got killed during the intro
I expected so much from this....

Shadow Warrior

A game which has insane amounts of slashing,cutting,blood-spilling,attacking in it.

its quite like a remastered postal 2 -ish game
its fast paced,fun-ish,good looking

But why I gave this game a negative score? heres why :

1- repetitive
2- bad story
3-sound actors sound like people from 90s porn movies
4-extremely continous wont give you a damn ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ break
5-your damn eyes will ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurt from all that color-cluster-♥♥♥♥
6-enemies tend to get stuck often at somepoint in fight you will not be able to pass that section thus you will be needing to restart the level in order to get another chance to pass that section which is utter ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
7-If you respect Asian culture 1 click more than the average you will not like it, probably.
8-Damn hard bosses which frustrates the ♥♥♥♥ out of you, me personally almost kneed my keyboard in half because of that.
9-The start and the end of the game doesnt sync up much there are various types of plot holes in the story

Dont get me wrong the ending was touching but this could be much better I've had high hopes for this.

P-HEW

after a good looong hard-core playing week of this game I've officially fall in love with this game.

As a guy who does martial arts I can state out that the moves are a little bit flashy but first time I saw that leg breaking kick I almost came in my pants the scenes at the club backround music random swearing coming from the gangster it is just perfect. I cant describe how good this was so I will cut it short.

Pros :

Good story
Perfect fighting mechanics
Good dialogue
Funny references from various movies
Huge map to explore, f*ck around, have fun
Various types of vehicles for every taste out there
Same goes for the clothing (some clothes have perks "damage,signature punch,kick exc")
Action filled.

Cons :

Driving and shooting is a bit of off for some reason
Driving fast super cars/bikes is a nightmare
Fall damage is non existent
Glitchy movement in some cases that I've exprienced
Some sound bugs can occur while playing and you will have to restart the game in order to shut it up.
And this depends on the computer but I sometimes got "stopped working" message


OVERALL GETS A SOLID 9/10 FROM ME
WILL TRY TO BREAK SPARING PARTNERS LEG

Expensive content will make you grind for hours and some a-hole with modded money will buy mk2 explosive rounds and kill you nonstop while youre doing your ceo work very fun.


This game was fun when everything was simple times when the fastest car was adder and people did missions without being a-holes.


Not mentioning poor rockstart support accusing players for modding money while youre playing your normal game but a modder gives cash to everyone on the server and you get accused by it resulting your legit cash removed also haha!

Dont even get me started on the TAKE 2 MOD DISABLE stuff its just pure cancer and killing of the creative community
I guess all the matters for the rockstar is "little kids who take their moms credit card and buys megaloon shark cards for new dlc content"

So, the mighty Hitman

Gotta tell first, I LOVED this game while also I HATED it
you love the personality, story, mechanics,cool scenes...

but also you hate the point system,story gets some interesting sh*t such as girls in gimp suits or overpowered thugs also you have to be very patient sometimes which I sometimes went over the objective and finished like -24000 ish killed all stuff.


so overall buy it, you will love it but also kinda hate it would buy another serie after this about hitman

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