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accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick
we both laugh and I unzip his pants
park the car while I fondle his balls
he is laughing because he knows it's just a joke
start suckin his ♥♥♥♥ in this empty parking lot
almost choke on it because I'm laughing so hard
he is also laughing his ass off
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Me and my straight friend have all kinds of straight fun together
when I heard a knock on my bedroom-doorah
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but tonight's the time to join the wolfen clan
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I got up in front of everyone to give my little speech
then my teeth turned into fangs and my nails into claws
and I nearly dropped the Torah when my hands turned into paws
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it was a rocking werewolf zoo at Temple Beth-Emmanuel
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Boys becoming men
Men becoming wolves
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