Recent reviews by Inquisitor Stanzy

Forget BioWare's nonsense with Dragon Age: Veilguard. They worship the ruinous powers of the Chaos Gods. Space Marine 2 is all you need you to cleanse yourself of their progressive corruption and their Fortnite ass looking characters. Instead, put your faith in the God Emperor and kill the aliens, the mutate and the heretics. Thank you.

I've replayed Skyrim so much so here's a short poem,

"Skyrim is love,
Skyrim is life,
I return to Skyrim,
To relive adventures rife."

Red Alert 2 and Yuri's Revenge aged like fine wine. The entire Command and Conquer franchise is worth playing. Except for Tiberian Twilight, that ♥♥♥♥'s garbage and should be treated as such. In my opinion, the Command and Conquer franchise ends with Red Alert 3 and Tiberian Twilight doesn't exist.

"Wide as an ocean, shallow as a puddle." I've found more enjoyment from playing Fallout 76 than I did with Starfield. The game isn't bad nor is it the best but it doesn't hold a candle to Skyrim which still remains to be Todd Howard's greatest creation but due to the scale of Starfield, it's incredibly mediocre. I suggest hold off on buying Starfield, let it cook for a couple of years or more and with the Creation Kit out for modders to tinker, develop and add content to the game. And most importantly, buy it on a heavy discount, even in 10 years time Starfield still won't be worth the full price.

Easily the worst game in the RE Remake series. Jill Valentine deserves so much more than this garbage. Nemesis been nerf to almost comical level, much of the original level from RE3 (1999) is completely scrapped and with a garbage multiplayer that no one ask for. Separate Ways DLC from RE4 Remake is longer and more complete and that only cost SGD$14.00 while as RE3R is charging me SGD$54.00. RE3R is a f*cking scam. RE3R needs another remake, Jill deserves that much at least.

I don't know what the f*ck these other clowns who are writing reviews are praising this game for, ending up with RE3R getting a very positive review is very misleading.

Game of the Year for 2023. Was there even any doubt?

Before I start reviewing this stupid ancient piece of software that is INCOMPLETE and asking way too much from us, I'll start first by teaching people how to get best version of HOMM3, but not from Steam.

• Go to GOG.
  
• Buy Heroes of Might and Magic 3 Complete Edition for USD$9.99.
  
• Search on Google, "HOMM3 HD" and download the mod.
  
• Install HOMM3 Complete Edition from GOG 1st.
  
• Install HOMM3 HD mod 2nd.
  
• Tweak HOMM3 HD settings to your liking/specs before starting.
  
• Enjoy.

Now, I shall refund this incomplete "HD" garbage and get back my S$4.97.

This is the most half-arse attempt at a remaster I've ever seen, where the developers just put the 2D sprites on Photoshop, paint over them, and call it "mission success" and asking us to pay S$19.90 for this. No self respecting Heroes of Might and Magic fan should buy this game. HOMM3 HD Edition is missing "The Armageddon's Blade" and "The Shadow of Death" expansions and this game came without a random map generator, the one thing that made the game infinitely more replayable.

TL;DR DD1 is better than DD2.

DD2 removes alot of what makes DD1 good and replace it with mechanics that are friendly to players that couldn't take a little bit of hardship in their games.

• they remove heroes perma death, so now there's no consequences for your bad decision making
  
• the heroes keep their skill and level even after death
  
• you can continue to upgrade your heroes even after failing the run
  
• they remove dungeons
  
• they made the game a rogue-lite
  
• the game is no longer a dungeon crawler
  
• there's no more estate, only your carriage what this means is that you'll be stuck in one chapter for a very long time until you complete it
  
• affliction is remove and is replace with meltdown which takes away a huge chunk of your hp when your heroes stress fills up
  
• hero skills can be swap
  
• each heroes have their own sub-classes to unlock

From this list alone you can see how manageable the game has become and takes away alot of what makes Darkest Dungeon 1 so good. With perma death gone you have nothing to worry about losing your heroes or making dumb mistakes. Without dungeons what does the "Dungeon" in Darkest Dungeon 2 even means?

Is Darkest Dungeon 2 a good game? Yes. Is it a good sequel? No.

The Nudity tag was a lie!? Lies! Deception! My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

Dead Space Remake is peak gaming at its finest. Almost no bugs and optimization problems at *LAUNCH* and no unnecessary microtransactions in a singleplayer game. Am I dreaming? Is this one of the Markers hallucinations? A game release this smooth (and publish by EA of all people) is like some kind of urban myth in todays game releases.