SH00P_DA_WH00P
Grant   Delaware, United States
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This guy Grant is a beast, trust me. Doctors say when he was born he moonwalked out of the hospital. He then used the government's technology to go back in time and gather the DNA from Chuck Norris, Jesus, and Genghis Khan, and injected himself with equal parts of each. He then became the miraculous, awesome, sexy beast that stands in front of you today. He then went on to save the world from crime as the superhero identity "SH00P". He was recognized as a hero and was world-renowned. However, he went back in time to relive his childhood. Now he is just an awesome dude reliving his life. His new story has just begun, and maybe it will be as great as it once was.


Chill out, dipwads. I don't hack. Anyone who thinks I do must REALLY suck, considering my K/D is normally 1.3 or less. Go back to your noobhole and stop thinking I'm 'unpro' for having a BAU5 weapon. I'll use what the game lets me use. I'll use what I want to use. I'm sure you like the lonely feeling up on your pedestal until I pelt it with rockets, mortars, lazors, and ♥♥♥♥. Go cry about something worth crying about. Don't like how I kill you? You'll live.

Silly lawyers, of course I'd download a car.

Delaware is boring. I desire to be able to leave.

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Interesting Chat Log:

4:26 PM - SON I AM DERP: dont concentrate on finding loopholes, try to find buttholes

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3:51 PM - Clint, The Day Manager: shoudl have had ac here on storm.. but i left my building to check around my claymore and someone blows it up, getting me my harreirs but killing me
3:52 PM - Clint, The Day Manager: but i ended 14 7 which is one of my better kds
4:00 PM - Clint, The Day Manager: 13 12 on subbase, cut short by afro nuke
4:12 PM - Clint, The Day Manager: 7 to 6 on fuel.. afro stole all my kills
4:24 PM - Clint, The Day Manager: at least im goin possitive

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9:08 PM - GameNut: hacker.
9:08 PM - SHOOP DA WHOOP: lol
9:08 PM - GameNut: did you steal afros cane juice
9:08 PM - SHOOP DA WHOOP: no i started eating 30mm grenades instead of snickers bars
9:08 PM - GameNut: DAMN
9:08 PM - GameNut: did you take that thingy off
9:08 PM - GameNut: whatever its called
9:08 PM - SHOOP DA WHOOP: ?
9:09 PM - GameNut: the thing to take off to make it go boom
9:09 PM - SHOOP DA WHOOP: thats why my gas is so bad
9:09 PM - GameNut: so that wasnt a nuke you just did. it was a giant fart.

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4:20 PM - SHOOP DA WHOOP: its not bad
4:20 PM - SHOOP DA WHOOP: the ea servers are capable
4:20 PM - SHOOP DA WHOOP: they are funded by a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of money
4:20 PM - Duke Mode Engaged: my download rate for them is 250KB/s
4:21 PM - Duke Mode Engaged: my steam donwload rate is 650+KB/sex
4:21 PM - Duke Mode Engaged: see something wrong?
4:21 PM - SHOOP DA WHOOP: no i didnt look
4:21 PM - SHOOP DA WHOOP: but that would be slow
4:21 PM - Duke Mode Engaged: there ea servers are ♥♥♥♥♥♥ dial up
4:22 PM - SHOOP DA WHOOP: youd need to bang for a few weeks to get it done...
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dvansant 23/mai./2022 às 18:37 
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⎛⎞﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽ ﷽ 3/nov./2020 às 5:17 
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⎛⎞﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽ ﷽ 3/abr./2020 às 3:05 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
⎛⎞﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽ ﷽ 10/jul./2017 às 7:46 
I'm convinced that mattress/furniture stores exist in a quantum superposition of grand opening and going out of business sale.
It is both and neither at once until an observer records the state at which point it becomes one or the other.
But because you know exactly where the store is located, you cannot know how fast it is going out of business because of your uncertainty about its business momentum.
All around us, all the time pairs of anti-discount mattress stores and discount mattress stores are popping into existence, forming the quantum memory foam that is the basis for the universe. Without the pressure of this quantum memory foam strip malls would collapse.
We can see evidence of this when a pair is created such that one half is within the sales radius of a supermassive furniture store like Ikea-- one of them is pulled in and the other escapes as a Hawking mattress store.
⎛⎞﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽ ﷽ 6/jan./2017 às 12:59 
If I had a dollar for every gender, I'd only have 2 bucks and millions of illegal counterfeit dollar bills that only bring sadness and disappointment in the human race and are a scar on the face of earth, ruining and vandalising every-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-thing the human race has strived for.