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- Jeffrey
Sincerely,
Jeff "Enchiggable" F
As I recall, the situation is as follows:
You asked me if I wanted to play Star Wars: Battlefront 2.
I, excitedly, said yes!
You, cruelly, asked me to buy you the game, despite your initial offer.
I, angrily, said ♥♥♥♥ you.
I don't think I'm in the wrong. But if you insist, I'll apologize for $20 - coincidentally, the price of Star Wars: Battlefront 2.
The fury you compel with your incessant demand of me buying you Star Wars: Battlefront 2 is just the surface.
That is to say, if you want to learn my TRUE true colors, we should have a nice sophisticated chat as we play Star Wars: Battlefront 2, your treat (e.g., you buy it for me).
I think you'd come to realize we're more similar than you'd think... 😈.
Your 👉 lost 🏳
Dollar 💵 tree 🍆🎄 headset 😎😵🎮
So free 🆓
Freer then a public 🚋 restroom 🚻
Your 👉 literally 💯 dog 🐶 water 💧
0 ❗ PR 🏋️♂️
Earnings 💵 check ✅👌, oh 🙀 wait 🚏 you 👈🗣 have none 0️⃣⬅❌
you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ suck! you're probably commenting from the curb of a corner store right now, homeless as can be!
jk truthfully i know u got money after frg.. if you know what i mean ;)
you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ suck! you're probably commenting from the curb of a corner store right now, homeless as can be!
jk truthfully i know u got money after frg.. if you know what i mean ;)
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