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🙁
For myself, I can only say that I am astonished and somewhat terrified at
the results of this evening's experiments. Astonished at the wonderful
power you have developed, and terrified at the thought that so much hideous
and bad music may be put on record forever.
-- Sir Arthur Sullivan, message to Edison, 1888
🤑
Peter: Hey, where's my VCR?
Hillbilly #1: Dangit, Buck, it's my turn to use the sex box.
Hillbilly #2: It's *my* sex box. And her name is Sony.
🤓
Luke Skywalker:
How did my father die?
Ben (Obi-Wan) Kenobi:
A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil
of mine until he turned to evil, helped the
Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi knights.
He betrayed and murdered your father.
😶
"We're running out of adjectives to describe our situation. We
had crisis, then we went into chaos, and now what do we call this?" said
Nicaraguan economist