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→ Hi! You have reached 555-0129. None of us are here to answer the phone and the cat doesn't have opposing thumbs, so his messages are illegible. Please leave your name and message after the beep...
→ Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind.
💃 ✰ 🥒 ✰ 🌸 ✰ 🎄 ✰ 🥞 ✰ 🎫 ✰ 🚘 ✰ 🌂 ✰ 🌽 ✰ 🐊 ✰ 💗 ✰ 👃 ✰ 🐛 ✰ 🕺 ✰ 🍧
Yours truly, Rodney Dipiero (the cat)
😺 https://steamoss.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167037393 🍖
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