DingDongDaddio? More like you show your ding dong to little kids at the park and that's why you're in jail. I hope you stay behind bars ♥♥♥♥♥!

DingDongDaddio? More like Ding Dong Deez Nuts XD

shut up

hi mi name es giorgio i woerk in potatoe faktory and since mi padre died in a donkey waggon accident i leav mi wife and ugli daughter to become a pro leagueue of leyendaerio player, everydai i watch rainamndio. i just wante to sai thank you veriyi much rauinmanio i improvd from bronce 5 to wood 7 in just 6 months. plz no copato pasterato dis is onli my life. i ALso killed mi dog. Sorry fo mi bad englando im not NA

It was 3/15/18 11:13 PM I caught this bastard ♥♥♥♥ing my neighbor's wife. I quickly informed my neighbor of his atrocities, but it was already over -- my neighbor was inflicted of autism due to watching too much anime. My neighbor's favorite anime consists of Cory in the House, Toy Story, and even Jimmy Neutron. It was at this point I realized that my neighbor deserved getting cucked by this man, and I advocate everything he stands for. If you haven't realized already, this is a public service anoucement: please people, even you can stop getting cucked if you just stop watching anime. Thank you for your time and patience, and remember, only two times if you're frisky or three times if you're haughty.

As you may have already heard, I'm retiring. That's right. After my arduous 12 years here at Nintendo, I have decided that this company needs new leadership. Originally, Nintendo is known for their timeless classics, such as Super Mario, Legend of Zelda, and Metroid, but not anymore. We here at Nintendo preached the ideal that games are for everybody. However, after further research, that's simply not true. With the current direction of American politics, there's a clear trend of an increased preference for ♥♥♥ lifestyles and items, and video games only pander to heterosexuals. Under Mr. DingDongDaddio's specialization in homosexuality and his rambunctious personality, he is the perfect candidate to create a new legacy for this company. As the former president of Nintendo, I can safely say Nintendo's future belongs to that of a cöcksucker.