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One day, a man mistook his neighbour's pet rock for an intruder. Panicking, he chased it with a broom, only to realise it was a rock.

Undeterred, he founded "Pet Rocks Anonymous" to discuss the dangers of misidentifying objects. His passion led him to appear on the Oprah Winfrey Show, recounting his experience. He became an overnight sensation and wrote a memoir titled "Rock Bottom: My Life as a Pet Rock Pursuer."

However, fame had a dark side. His obsession with pet rocks escalated, causing him to neglect his relationships and responsibilities. His home became a rock museum, devoid of human interaction.

When police finally intervened, they found bizarre NSFW rock contraptions. Tragically, he was discovered hanging upside down with Ayers rock lodged deep inside him.

His dream when he was a child was to be the ambassador of the Indian republic of street feces. His father trained him in the art of Rickshaw pulling for years in case India ever invaded, has 8 aboriginal friends he keeps in his backyard on a leash, can sniff out drugs better than a police dog and has a severe case of AIDS after he returned from his holiday in ♥♥♥♥♥ where he brought back a secret recipe to cure world hunger but he lost it under his couch somewhere. Plays random games to pass his time but gets withdrawls after an hour without a hit. He is against the notion of don't get high on your own supply as it doesn't allign with his spiritual beliefs. Pt2 coming soon

This is what DFS-187 sitting behind his computer does in his own time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoKwWECf5tM

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I bet he smells.

Hello I have a missing arm can I be your gf?

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Have you ever met someone who was genuinely evil?
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i banned from Napoleonic Role Play Aus server. I don´t know. I m new in this game... i was allone in a group from enemy and i fighted with Bajonett....

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS! In 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough” and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after.
To be saved paste this to 5 other profiles. THIS IS TRUE

PLEASE DONT READ THIS! In 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough” and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after.
To be saved paste this to 5 other profiles. THIS IS TRUE

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Hello all members or the 72nd Royal Jäger Battalion. We seem to have too much dead weight in the regiment, and as such, I will be making a cleanup of the list. If you wish to remain in the regiment, you are to private message me, while I’m online, within the next 3 days. Failure to do so will be seen as a disinterest in participating any longer in this regiment and you will be removed as such. You have been given plenty of time in which to respond, so no sympathy will be given to those who do not reply.

This is a message to all 72nd Royal Jäger Battalion members. This is a message sent both in chat and on your profile, so there is no way you have an excuse to miss it. You are to read the following announcement that I have made on the Steam Page. That is all. http://steamoss.com/groups/72ndRJB#announcements/detail/2146246494067498554