Recent reviews by SmexyRaptor

They fixed the servers... for the most part.

This game has a very small community. Most players gate-keep and REALLY don't like new players. They will berate and kick players who are new.

Modern life is already toxic enough. I don't need strangers making it more toxic when trying to relax and have fun.

Fun if you are playing on the sofa with friends. Online use to be more fun, now it's not as fun. Primary issue is that the casual online player base vanished. The reason for this is complicated, and I'm sure everyone has a theory on why. The majority of players still playing online are hardcore players. Sure you could say "GiT gOoD ScRuB," But some of us no longer live at home with their parents. Not everyone is single, and some of us simply can't afford to sink in hundreds of hours needed to even be viably competitive with the few remaining online players.

Pro:
Gameplay and story is fine

Con:
None of the original voices for the characters are here.
No Zoe Saldana, no Dave Bautista, no Bradley Cooper... Hell they couldn't get their original likeness secured.

Chris Pratt is the ONLY voice I acknowledge for Star Lord.

No hardcore mode, no way to change teams, no way to change squad within a game. wide open areas, missing map cover and flow, no score board, the weapon unlocks are boring and offer no motivation to unlock them.

"You're too easy to trust, that's why you're a danger to the team"
This was the reason I was given for being voted off first every time I play, whether or not I was suspicious or not, even if I was accounted for, even if I had an alibi, even if I was not the impostor.

10/10 would gladly be thrown out the airlock again.

A great reimagining of a classic 90's concept. This is a game that dared to improve upon the idea of motocycle racing and spiked bats, and even surpassed it's inspiration. Music is great, and gameplay and upgrade systems has many hints of 90's inspiration.

Grab some friends, grab a few controllers, and enjoy the hilarity.

Let's think of a book; Oh let's say Lord of the Flies, and take the kids who survived it. Imagine the kids wrote a book on economy and fair trading. Then that book was used to make a game. You would get TF2.

It's Left 4 Dead, but the zombies have guns. The game gets repetetive, old, and very difficult very fast. The first mission is like, 'woah man, i'm like totally robbing a bank and ♥♥♥♥! This is tight!' Then the second mission comes, and the rest of the game starts feeling monotonous.

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