lühmanman's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:42pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 10:48pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 6:14am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 7:58pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:40pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 4:38pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 5:10am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 6:51am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 3:12am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 3:14am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:10am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 9:03pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 10:06pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 11:16pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 10:07pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 8:12pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 11:44am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 10:05pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 10:31pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:35pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 10:05pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:43am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 10:43pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 10:47pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 6:58am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 10:45pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:16pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 7:14pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 10:49am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 7:42pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 10:30pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 9:58pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 7:41pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 10:21pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 10:24pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:01pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 7:57pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 3:36am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 9:31pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 9:15pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 11:07pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 4:07am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 6:54am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 6:56am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 11:07pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 8:48pm

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

10 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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