Recent reviews by dayhawk

I can't comprehend why reviews are so positive. After merely seeing the screenshots on the steam store page, you have already played all three levels. It was just as boring.

Adding more levels and more functionality (really? multiplayer?) will only waste more of the player's time. I am, however, very excited to see what these oh-so-edgy developers can pull out of their butts and pass off as "adventure".

3/10 - Had more fun writing this awful review.