Recent reviews by DarkMattur

Its a piece of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ game that will slowly kill your soul. You're doing everything wrong 100% of the time and you dont even know why

I like that I can play poker unlimitedly without selling some form of organ online to get credits on a PVP poker game. Thank you Valve!

This game is the most advanced form of art I have ever seen. The graphics are years ahead of the current competition, and the main character's story arc is one with potential to inspire generations to come. This may be the bible incarnate.

The plot involves the main character, Garfield, challenging his love, nay, addiction for a substance known as Lasagna. Perhaps the developers are creating parallels between this and addictions to drugs such as heroin, the endless lust to win akin to "chasing the dragon".

My friends have had trouble connecting to my multiplayer game. However, after hours of trying, I have concluded that the hyperadvanced AI of the game simply thought of them not worthy to gaze upon the light of multiplayer. I have now replaced all my friends with the bots. Friends are only people, but the AI is eternal.