Recent reviews by Just a skunk

only redeeming quality is the price. 2/10

warframe but 80 gigs

killed the good boy and you can't even hit the brat, 0/10 ♥♥♥♥ game

Literally never play this game. You can get 100% of the story and the experience out of watching someone play it, without having to suffer through the ♥♥♥♥-tier minigames and garbage exploration (that does literally nothing). Just watch JackSepticEye play it (with the audio muted of course) (NO REALLY mute his audio for your own good, like, before the video even starts) to get Greggs path, then find some other garbage Lets Player for the other paths.

SUMMARY:
Don't buy, watch. This is a 9/10 movie with 1/10 gameplay.

Probably one of the most enjoyable single-player survival games out there. Though there are some bugs and the game can feel a bit slow at times, the artstyle and musical direction pull the game together well. Not the most challenging game, and it's relatively easy to get to a mostly self-sustaining point in the endless multiplayer once you know what you're doing, but the game is very cozy to play.

All in all, comfy game, 8/10.

Seems like an ok game, but if you're buying it for multiplayer, don't bother. The multiplayer is laggy to the point of being unplayable.

the only thing worse than a game that forces you into a tutorial before you can play, is a game that forces you through a dozen tutorial missions afterwards that don't teach you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and you can't play anything else until they're done.
Pros) Interesting concept, tight controls, decent gameplay
Cons) after learning mechanics, there's still 3 straight hours of garbage tutorials to go through that don't teach you anything.

Awful. Just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awful.