Progres Pencapaian POSTAL 2 ctbans

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Didapatkan pada 24 Des 2015 @ 10:30pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Didapatkan pada 24 Des 2015 @ 11:39pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Didapatkan pada 24 Des 2015 @ 11:28pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Didapatkan pada 25 Des 2015 @ 2:08am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Didapatkan pada 25 Des 2015 @ 12:45am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Didapatkan pada 25 Des 2015 @ 1:51am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Didapatkan pada 21 Apr 2017 @ 5:02pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Didapatkan pada 21 Apr 2017 @ 6:09pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Didapatkan pada 21 Apr 2017 @ 8:45pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Didapatkan pada 22 Apr 2017 @ 2:48pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Didapatkan pada 24 Apr 2017 @ 9:04pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Didapatkan pada 25 Des 2015 @ 12:08am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Didapatkan pada 25 Des 2015 @ 2:06am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Didapatkan pada 21 Apr 2017 @ 4:15pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Didapatkan pada 26 Apr 2017 @ 2:27pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Didapatkan pada 21 Apr 2017 @ 2:58pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Didapatkan pada 24 Des 2015 @ 11:01pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Didapatkan pada 25 Des 2015 @ 1:32am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Didapatkan pada 21 Apr 2017 @ 5:38pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Didapatkan pada 20 Apr 2017 @ 7:57pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Didapatkan pada 22 Apr 2017 @ 2:52pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Didapatkan pada 24 Apr 2017 @ 8:35pm

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Didapatkan pada 24 Apr 2017 @ 9:05pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Didapatkan pada 13 Mei 2016 @ 7:38pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Didapatkan pada 24 Des 2015 @ 11:38pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Didapatkan pada 21 Apr 2017 @ 6:04pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Didapatkan pada 25 Des 2015 @ 1:51am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Didapatkan pada 21 Apr 2017 @ 9:29pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Didapatkan pada 16 Agu 2019 @ 2:26pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Didapatkan pada 21 Apr 2017 @ 6:10pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Didapatkan pada 24 Des 2015 @ 11:21pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 25 Des 2015 @ 12:47am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Didapatkan pada 25 Des 2015 @ 1:29am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Didapatkan pada 24 Des 2015 @ 10:51pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Didapatkan pada 24 Des 2015 @ 10:50pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Didapatkan pada 25 Des 2015 @ 12:25am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 25 Des 2015 @ 12:49am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Didapatkan pada 21 Apr 2017 @ 3:37pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Didapatkan pada 22 Apr 2017 @ 2:43pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Didapatkan pada 20 Apr 2017 @ 7:45pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Didapatkan pada 20 Apr 2017 @ 7:10pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Didapatkan pada 26 Apr 2017 @ 2:45pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Didapatkan pada 21 Apr 2017 @ 6:49pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Didapatkan pada 17 Agu 2019 @ 10:42pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Didapatkan pada 21 Apr 2017 @ 3:26pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Didapatkan pada 21 Apr 2017 @ 8:27pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Didapatkan pada 24 Apr 2017 @ 9:05pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Didapatkan pada 20 Apr 2017 @ 7:54pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

25 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

9 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

15 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

18 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

16 / 20

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30