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Recent reviews by Joris Bohnson

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82.4 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
good game
Posted 22 July, 2021.
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21.9 hrs on record (12.3 hrs at review time)
what do you think about the conflict between russia and ukraine?
Posted 15 April, 2021.
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33.3 hrs on record (15.5 hrs at review time)
rat
Posted 6 November, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.4 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
i go into random lobbies and flip the table
Posted 6 November, 2020.
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14.3 hrs on record
i have too many ships
Posted 6 November, 2020.
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33.3 hrs on record (22.0 hrs at review time)
Now, many many years ago
When I was twenty three
I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as could be
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Had hair of red
My father fell in love with her
And soon the two were wed
This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life
My daughter was my mother
'Cause she was my father's wife
To complicate the matters
Even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy
My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad
And so became my uncle
Though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle
That also made him the brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
I'm my own grandpa
My father's wife then had a son
That kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild
For he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue
Because, she is my wife
She's my grandmother too
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
I'm my own grandpa
Now, if my wife is my grandmother
Then, I am her grandchild
And every time I think of it
It nearly drives me wild
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother
I am my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
I'm my own grandpa
Posted 6 November, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
9.4 hrs on record
my friend killed me soo I killed our friendship
Posted 6 November, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
nice porno
Posted 6 November, 2020.
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14.6 hrs on record (13.8 hrs at review time)
fast as ♥♥♥ boi
Posted 6 November, 2020.
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192.0 hrs on record (75.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I am still waiting
Posted 6 November, 2020.
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