They tried circumcising me but my foreskin only grew back stronger. Since then I have been getting circumcised every 6 months. My foreskin is now stronger than steel. Whenever I am I danger, I pull it over my body like an outer shell. It is fully bulletproof, fireproof, waterproof, and extremely lightweight. I have plans to sell it as a highly rare, highly resistant material and make millions. Bridges will be made out of beams of foreskin, and police units will wear foreskin vests. I will be living in my foreskin house and bathe in my wealth. I am foreskin man.

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Objectively speaking, penises look better.
Imagine this scenario:
An alien has just arrived on earth. In front of him are two naked humans. One is female, one is male. His home planet has sent him on a mission to have oral sex with one of these human beings. Which one do you think he would choose?
Vaginas:
- Look like a hole that's been stuffed with deli meat
-Secrete slimy liquids through out the day
-Have a smell and can be strong depended on menstrual cycle
-Bleed chunks of clumped blood for a few days each month
-Literally can be compared to an open wound
Penises:
-Nice aesthetic looking meat stick with a mushroom head on top
-No smells
-Feels good in your mouth
-In a flaccid state it just hangs there majestically
- Erect it looks strong and powerful
-Has a nice looking pouch on the bottom (the testicles) that compliments the overall aesthetics of the organ. I

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It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now... 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.

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