I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a ♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. He pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog ♥♥♥♥♥♥' quilly ♥♥♥♥ out and he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife, and he said his ♥♥♥♥ was TTHHISS BIGG and I said THAT'S DISGUSTING!!! So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com-- Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small ♥♥♥♥. It's the size of this walnut, except it's WAY smaller. And guess what, here's what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFFGJT!!!! That's right, babey!! All point, no quills, no pillows-- look at that it looks like two balls and a BONG. He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ THE EARTH. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS WHAT YOU GET. MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MMOOOOOOOONNN!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!! You have twenty-three hours before the pppiss ddrrroplllets hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Earth, now GET OUT OF MY SIGHT before I piss on you, too...