..y'all better hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife, or some ♥♥♥♥♥ like that.

♯♪Counter Bard♫♩ is in Town, witches! Tell all your mates.
Get 2-4 of em together, notify the Bard. EZ GAME, my friends.

I know how to use instruments, and I main the Piano.

.. a Clutch Bagatelle, unbelievable Tales of Heroic Inspirement.

No, I don't have a Youtube, or Twitch, or any of that. I do it All LIVE INGAME.

Tell your mates, ♯♪Counter Bard♫♩ is in town.



-LYRIX (best enjoyed with piano accomp.):

♫♩My name is Counter Bard
I am here to play Counter Strike♫♩
What are you here for? ♩♫

I am here for an EZ GAME♫♩
Don't care about score or fame ♫♫♫
My name is Counter Bard♫♩
Not looking for mates to blame
This game will not be hard.

♩♫♩♩♩♫♫♩ ♫♩♩♫♫♫♩ .....