I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.

Lina is red CM is blue Don’t take my farm Cyka ♥♥♥♥ you.

Describe your sex life using pokemon moves

Mine;

Leer
Flash
Harden…but it failed
Withdraw
Sleep

A religious person came up to me the other day and asked me if I believed in evolution or creationism.

I replied “I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?”

My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.

I started thrashing about and roared “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”

My favorite game is Grand Theft Auto, you can do virtually anything.

I was able to experience raping a child, robbing a charity shop and killing a Jew with my steel crowbar.

Then I went home to play Grand Theft Auto.