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Played as France. Made England my arch enemy, fought them constantly. Eventually I took over England, but somehow England still existed. I searched the globe for the remnants of the Empire and found them...sitting with an army of 1000 men twiddling their thumbs in Bermuda, waiting for death to claim them. But death never came, instead I humiliated them constantly, sending insults, slapping their army around, issuing embargos e.c.t.
Basically I taught them not to mess with the French Empire. But yeea 10/10 would make England my ♥♥♥♥♥ again. Bloody fantastic game.

I literally had a dream last night where I reviewed this game (don't ask why because I don't know). Anyway, in my dream I went into great detail about the many things that make this game great, like the stunning visuals and the brilliantly simple yet engaing puzzles. All of this goes on for a good 6 paragraphs. Now, I am going to save me the trouble of re-writing this essay and save you the trouble of reading it by writing the following quick summary:

The game is really good, buy it.

The best Assassin's Creed game ever. Pirates are often associated with freedom and freedom is what you have in this game. This not a restrictive storyline AC game, this has an enourmas open map and you are free to pillage and plunder as you see fit. Though the story is phenominal, it is highly emotional and I feel more connected to these characters than any other AC game. This game makes you feel. This game tears your heart out and makes you long to be a pirate. I have played this game over and over and it is still amazing. Would recommend this game to anyone. I have already made my girlfriend play this by holding my penis hostage...or at least I will when I get a girlfriend.