I got a nice pair of dice that I'm using for ice
But I'll suffice with some mice rice, you could be nice
Cause the downtown brown 's all that Wild Ryce needs
Flies up in the skies, guys eating some fries
One more thing: I can only hope there's no soap
And I'm downtown growing dope
Sleeping all day and when I'm up I mope
And I'm choking on the rough rope, boating coke

(Downtown Brown)
You know it's downtown, in the browntown
Sitting on a Greyhound
Cause I'm crowned cause I found
A little baggie bound
With some gimp so it's all round
(Downtown Brown)
I'm the trojan horse, what a weaker force
Showing little signs of remorse
On a course 30 doors
And I like wh0res, on the shores of my dirty pores

An extreme dream team with a side of extreme
Know what I mean?
Got a dandylion, wicked I deem
Forget fighting Fred before he fell on his head
I load my gun up with rhymes instead of cocking the lead
Feeling kind of sad that you were born without legs
Or arms or a face, you're a torso with pegs
When you mumble with your mouth you still make a sound
And if you open it a bit you can take a little toke of this

(Downtown Brown)
I know you're rounder than a hound
Expecting 9 puppy hounds
And they're tooting around a 30 pound watermelon thats been growing in Puget Sound
(Downtown Brown)
I got every STD yet for some reason every girl still wants to sleep with me

Old man with a tan and no fighting chance
Tried to get a refund for a pair of plaid pants
No way old man, unless you do a phat dance
He did the snake on the floor and I was in a trance

That's it