Trap porn is the least gay thing there is.

Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that’s two guys 👬, and that’s 💯% gay. If you fap to straight person porn, then there’s a woman; sure, but you’re also tapping to a guy which makes to 50% gay👫. But here’s the catch. If a trap is half male and half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl and 25% gay. You’re probably thinking: 🤔 hmm how about two girls👭. Well that’s where you’re wrong kiddo. See, two girls means it’s lesbian so it’s back to 💯% gay. Therefore hence I conclude that a trap and a girl is the least gay fap you can do.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture ((I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

+rep nice trader

+ rep very friendly person :)

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