your trollface picture triggered me, please change it

Could you get some 𝕓𝕖𝕡𝕚𝕤?

Statistically 40% of the gaming community are girls, now let's assume half of them are ugly so that leaves 20% that meet my standards. That means about 20% of gamer girls should be fit for being my girlfriend. You happen to be one of them.

Let me tell you a bit about myself. My name is Mclane and I consider myself to be a nice guy. Sure, I can't prove that I'm nice but I can promis that I wouldn't treat you the way 90% of men do, by objectifing and telling you to make sandwiches. No I am a nice guy, not an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.. Although this relationship would be online over skype and within steam games I will tell you about how I dress so you can picture my looks. I'm 6' tall, I have combed back hair (like a man of the 1950s), I wear a shirt on all occasions because its easy to wear them, I mostly wear black and red as they are symbols of power, my facial features are symetrical which means I'm one of the better looking people in this world. If you are interested in dating then please be my gf.

I can become very psychotic
I'm part German,Swiss,English,Scottish and American.
I AM a pervert
I like hentai/Ecchi
I am a female
I speak a portion of japanese
I live with FIVE other people
I have ADHD/ADD
I love seeing other people hurt and or bleeding
I am a sadist ^
I have an IQ of 150+
I can sometimes seem emotionless
I use sarcasm on a daily basis
I can run for about 3 days on no sleep
please dont question me about my health

please stop ight now
king r
noing rtalto
r tali stong right now
please stop talking right nopleaw
se stop talking right now
please stop talking right now
please

https://puu.sh/lYlmg.mov

IVE JUST ABOUT HAD IT WITH YOU \,,/(◣_◢)\,,/ YOUVE BEEN CHALLENGED BY THE TnB LIFTER OF DEATH ❚█══█❚ REPOST TO 10 LIFTERS OR YOU'RE A WEAK ♥♥♥♥

VERY LEWD BOY ALERT! HE SENT ME SEXUALLY HARASSING MESSAGES ABOUT HIS DONGER!!! STAY AWAY UNLESS YOU'RE READY TO BE ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Hey there you cute little bastards! My name is Cuddles or Kramer, depends on which name I change it to. But, I happily welcome you to my profile, and this isn't any ordinary profile because I want my friends happy! If you wish I'll cook for you, bake, clean, and more! But... if you're mean then you really wouldn't like me when I try and be mean back, cause I'll likely cook you alive, but that's only for the mean people... or the people who are just heartless monsters. So if you're nice and caring, we'll get along just fine~! <3

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Enjoying having a smelly and tasty ♥♥♥♥ past your lips

cumbean #FSCNPLSRCL3DIGDISC: /me slides hand up leg
The Gene Genie is now Online.

consider

rockin sockem rock hard robot

is the weed on the show real?

dank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czTksCF6X8Y

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almost as stale as the 'milo' in that can fixxer was shaking around

i guess ur memes are still as stale as that ♥♥♥♥♥ u been munchin'

mfw the uncool perrin still uses chef boyardee for his hair in the morning and still hasnt upgraded to a better brand

mfw blackfire still in denial about chug-fiddling

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gas the ♥♥♥♥♥ race war now
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you need to get your life together please just go buy a rope already

anime was a mistake
- god

perrin why do you have weeb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ commenting on your profile so often

too bad he doesnt like weaboos either
aka u

rip perrin!!!

aka u

he also hates furry ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

god hates men with tiny ♥♥♥♥♥

*laffs*

you both have tiny stick figure penis that can't be seen unless u use a microscope xD

:3

:3

wat

what do u and a stick figure have in common?

DAMN

******UH OH ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ALERT*******

:3

:3

:3

#rekt

lol

God hates ♥♥♥♥ aka u

*tips*

retarded jewish ♥♥♥♥♥ perrin

*tip*