Recent reviews by chronoboiadvance

i am an addict

edit: 18 hours in and just about every joker unlocked, this game is a masterpiece and under 100MB, buy balatro

there's a daphne blake/starfire skin for my favorite character and she has the best air juggle and i can just superiority over and over and over and get smoked by my firends, very good game

update 12/15/24: oficially defended my main for the first time. ♥♥♥♥ i love skullgirls

imagine if the CIA introduced this into black neighborhoods instead of crack

2300 hours in and this game has kept my brain in the same shape, size, and state of matter to this day.

It's a lil rough, sure.

But I can assure you that there is an NDA on Bungie from Sony PlayStation-- yes there were layoffs.

However, the layoffs seemed... at random, almost *too* at random.

These things happen, and if there IS an NDA from Sony PlayStation, we should all be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disgusted at Sony's behavior.

And yes, Bungie DOES have its flaws. But I;m not leaving.

I've followed the Light and Dark saga for nine years, and I'm seeing it through,

Per Audacia, Ad Astra.

Aiat.

I've played this game four four years, and I just saw an eagle snatch a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rabbit.

Damn rendered nature, you scary.

Beat Saber fixed my knees.

Read that as many times as you need,

Beat Saber is honestly a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BLAST. We all know the premise by now-- slashing cubes... that gets you in shape! The OST is honestly amazing, and has rekindled an interest in EDM music for me, but once you get through the OST (or on the same day if you get as excited as I do over this ♥♥♥♥), the modding community has an absolute smattering of custom maps for songs you know and love!

The base graphics are sleek, fitting the EDM-dominant theme of the game, but again, the modding communityhas made this-- and every aspect of the game-- their own. Wanna be Link on your streams? There's a mod for that. Want a pair of Keyblades? There's a mod for that too! For the most part, if you want it in Beat Saber, there is most likely a mod for it.

Overall, everything is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MAGIC about this game. Working from home has done a number on my knees. As a 24 year old worn down by working at grocery stores, within a week of playing this on my breaks and lunches my knees felt amazing, especially my right knee that I messed up a bit getting carts long ago.

If you have a VR headset... why don't you have Beat Saber? Stop reading this and hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ buy button lol

we all know why we're here