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wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target.

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Это ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Сегодня спокойно ел оладушки со сметаной. Съел примерно пол банки и почувствовал дичайшее возбуждение и выебал банку сметаны. Это ощущение не сравнится ни с чем, холодная сметана размазывается по хую как манна небесная, кончил буквально за минуту. Опыт ебли имеется, ощущения хуже чем от банки сметаны. Завтра пойду и куплю еще сметаны. Теперь я сметаноёб. Было ли у кого подобное?

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HAPPI NEWYEAR!!!

Hey, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Hope you enjoyed yourself throughout this month!
Just doing my yearly message to all my friends. Like the years I did before, I wanted to thank you for continuing to be my friend throughout another year. If we became friends this year, then thank you for hanging out with me and I hope we can continue to be good friends.
Time around this year usually can hit hard for people, especially those without many people in their lives. Just know that you being my friend has put a smile on my face, and I hope I was able to put one on yours at least once with this message.
Much love from me to you, and I hope to see you again soon in the coming year :)
<3 WolfGangDealers

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:steamdeadpan:

-Rep After a good wipe in rust, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great good times and most importantly true friendship. I eventually invited him to my house. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then i ran. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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#goodfriend #freeyoungthug #trump2024 #travisscott #roadto2025

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hey it shows you opened my message a few hours ago but you didn’t respond it’s probably just a glitch or something haha .. goodnight kitten master loves you

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okay guys. what the flip!

poopenfarten

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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