admin from PinkieCraft, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse ♥♥♥♥" like you requested but we'll work on it :-) thank you for the donation again and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!! KEEP CLOPPING MY FRIEND

guess how many swastika tattoos i have

Well, Jim, you have heard of incels, right? I'm one of them and l think it's time to blackpill you.
I'm just going to keep it straight with you, you're a 6/10 Jimmy. You're never going to get the girl you want.
Your facial features are asymmetrical and you're missing those crucial millimeters of bone, that's why women hate you. Those facial features are the only thing that matter to a woman, accept it.
Sheen is the alpha of our town, he's the 8/10, you've heard of "virgin vs chad", right?
He's the chad. You're the virgin.

If I had a penis I would tuck it up in between my legs. Then i would tape it and hot glue it and would wear a thong. I would then wear and wig and go ont the streets late at night, pretending to be a teenage hooker, and would offer my body to the first man I saw. It turns out that the man was a police officer and took me in. I was so nervous that when he asked me my name, I gave him a fake. Later in the evening, a female officer preformed a strip search on me. Everything was okay untill she found the cottage cheese. I had spread some cottage cheese over the tape to disguise the tape, and some of it had dripped down my left leg. When she came across the cottage cheese, she soon found the tape, and it was all over. Or at least i thought it was. She slowly pulled of the tape, a few chunks of congealed cottage cheese rolled to the floor, and the rest. Honey, the rest is history.

Once, i got in a fight with my ex gf while stayin at her house, so i did the only thing i could think of. I waited til she fell asleep and i jerked it all over her face

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