on a mission to make playing dbd as boring as possible

my girlfriend is cute and smart and she's an anime nerd like me

The other night she and I were cuddling in bed and she started humping me and whispering "oniichan oniichan" and that turned me the ♥♥♥♥ on

so I called her "oneechan" and then she stopped and looked at me and I said "what is it" to which she replied "I always wanted a twin brother so we could ♥♥♥♥ all the time" (she's an only child and all I have is a younger brother)

so all night long we were humping and calling each other oniichan and oneechan and I came in my underwear and we were pretending we were brother and sister trying to sexually please each other without having ♥♥♥ and it was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot

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this guy is lame

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