Recent reviews by creampie

This was my first souls game.
I thought it'd be wise to run only 15 vigor for the entire playthrough.
I have no regrets. Every boss fell to my katanas.
Hurt. Me. More.

metal asf.

I spent 5,000 hours of my life playing this game.
Had some good times. Met some okay people. This is pretty much where the good things I've to say about this end.
I also love that I took a few years off from playing consistently - the longest stretch being about 2 years... and upon returning it is between being the most unfun on either side I've experienced or somewhat tolerable depending on the day. Map variation is trash - not one of us ever asked for 5 different Badhams by the way? New maps are absurd with so much ambient noise... it's just not it. That wouldn't be a complaint if y'all had decent sound in your game but that's a whole other topic that I needn't touch as it's been that way since forever. I genuinely am not sure who is worse as it pertains to this game existing - the inept, out of touch dev team or the playerbase as a whole, streamers, casuals, etc. Lastly, if you somehow read all this, good for you, the last actual basis of concern I have is why in the actual ♥♥♥♥ do we glorify "tournament dbd" LOL y'all need to stop making this game more than what it is. DeadByDaylight should not be considered a " asym horror game " as it's basically just Fortnite.

I would rather shove glass underneath my fingernails than ever play this again.