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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:33pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:29am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:49am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:56am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:04am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:17pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:44pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:41pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:55pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:09am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:25am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:10am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:11am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:08pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:09pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:18pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:30pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:53pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:29am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:15am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:57am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:11pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:40pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:44pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:44pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:44pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:09pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:32pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:28am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:26am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:07pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:07pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:34pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:40am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:23pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:39am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:09pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:10am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:35am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:11pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:40am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:36pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:30pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:31am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:38pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:19pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:29am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:37pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:52am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:18pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:56am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:57am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:49pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:03am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:57am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:49pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:44am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:21pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:56am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:45am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:55am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:55am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:55am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:29pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:07am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:43am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:07pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:33pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:16am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:18am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:52am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:49am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:26am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:28am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:57am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:30am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:58pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:56am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:27am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:44pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:09am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:53am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:53pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:47pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:01am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:37pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:51pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:28pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:37am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:18pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:45am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:45am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:32pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:49am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:24pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 4:51am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:59pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:50pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:49pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:47am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:33am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:43am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:38am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:38am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:49pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:09am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:31am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:39am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:47am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:49am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:04pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:00pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:17pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:57am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:11am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:14am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:11am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:53am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:55am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:55am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:55am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:57am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:01pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:05pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 5:49am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:47pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:44am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:56am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:44am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:56am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:47am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:09am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:38am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:38am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:51am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:52am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:56am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:00pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:27am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:43am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:43am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:11pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:39pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:50pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:36pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:58pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:56am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:47am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:31am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:36pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:49pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:47am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:47am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:27am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:36pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:53pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:47am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:31am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:11am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:51am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:52am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:20pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:30pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:30pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:31pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:40pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:42pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:42pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:46pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:48pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:48pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:47pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:48pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:51pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:52pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:44pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:00pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:46am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:02pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:49am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:49am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:31am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:31am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:56am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:59am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:19pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:19pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:19pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:22pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:32pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:32pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:23pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:11am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:52am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:01pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:21pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:27pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:30pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:48pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:51pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:58pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:48am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:09am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:25am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:32am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:28am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:11am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:47am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:49am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:51am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:56am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:06pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:41pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:03am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:32pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:01pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:02pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:39pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:42am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:49am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:56am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:56am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:56am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:59am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:22pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:32pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:47pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:47pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:48pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:48pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:28am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:53pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:36pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:16pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:21pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:23pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:30pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:46pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:00pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:02pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:19pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:28pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:28pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:32pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:32pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:48pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:53pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:57pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:02pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:03pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:03pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:03pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:47pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:07pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:49pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:48pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:52pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:04pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:03pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:07pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:14pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:15pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:14pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:14pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:17pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:17pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:58pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:45am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:42am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:56am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:22pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:47pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:03pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:09pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:21pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:00pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:30pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:25am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:02pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:46pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:48pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:19pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:28pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:28pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:32pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:32pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:48pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:53pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:02pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:02pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:03pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:09pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:09pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:16pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:46pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:46pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:48pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:06pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:06pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:06pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:06pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:06pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:13pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:16pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:16pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:21pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:31pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:47pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:52pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:57pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:00pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:05pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:05pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:16pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:17pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:10am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:44am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:55pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:12pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:12pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:22pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:39pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:02pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:04pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:35pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:36pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:13pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:16pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:18pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:00pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:02pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:02pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:58pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:00pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:06pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:06pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:06pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:06pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:06pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:06pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:16pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:33pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:33pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:36pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:13pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:58pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:28am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:39am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:01pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:27pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:47pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:03pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:09pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:16pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:38pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:13pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:22pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:01pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:30pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:06pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:55pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:06pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:32am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:45pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:32am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:45am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:55am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:23pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:47pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:03pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:04pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:16pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:31pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:13pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:49pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:23pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:03pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:31pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:13pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:14pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:31pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:10pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:10pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:59pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:19pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:45pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 4:51am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:30pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:41pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:49pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:07pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:03pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:24am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:52am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:16pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:09pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:06pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:06pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:06pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:16pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:16pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:34pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:34pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:34pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:44pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:13pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:13pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:16pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:49pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:59pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:50pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:13pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:06pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:06pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:16pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:18pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:34pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:36pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:36pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:13pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:13pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:14pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:59pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:17pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:17pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:14am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:28am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:52am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:07pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:47pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:55pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:04pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:06pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:20pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:36pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:16pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:17pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:25pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:06pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:36pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:23pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:03pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:01pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:48pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:10pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:55pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:18pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:09pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:23pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:07pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:33pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:28am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:03pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:27pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:48pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:02pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:05pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:16pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:35pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:16pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:14pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:14am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:29pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:06pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:36pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:16pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:31pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:34pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:44pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:13pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:13pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:13pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:32pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:59pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:59pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:17pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:28pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:01pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:16am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:17pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:31pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:50pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:00pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:26am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:37am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:00pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:55am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:23pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:47pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:00pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:04pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:05pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:36pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:13pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:13pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:18pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:00pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:30pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:06pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:49pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:31pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:44pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:13pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:13pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:13pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:32pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:32pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:17pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:52am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:23pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:16am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+13

13 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked