Recent reviews by Skwertle

If you like Bethesda games, this game is for you. If you don't like bethesda games, or you've found the bethesda RPG formula to be stale these days, this game probably isn't for you. It seems that in 2023, you can't have a game just be "good", it has to be either "the worst game _______ has ever made" or "the best game _______ has ever made". Starfield is a good game. Maybe not a great game and maybe it doesn't bring enough new stuff to the table for RPG or bethesda fans. Luckily, you can decide for yourself by getting a month of games pass for a few bucks and trying it out there. I'm recommending this game because I like it, but if you're on the fence, don't pay the absurd price on the vague hope you may like it. Wait for a sale or try it on games pass.

Deek thinks you should buy this game

Okay so I'm a noob at Don't Starve in general, but here goes my first impressions:

Day 1 Attempt 1: Woke up on a small island with few resources. Saw some crabs walking around on the beach and decided to build a few traps. I caught a crab and was about to light a fire to cook it when I realized I'd depleted all my grass on making the traps and died alone and cold in the dark.

Day 1 Attempt 2: I spawned a similarly small island this time, and was a bit more prepared. I gathered all the wood and grass on the island and went down to the beach. This time I set aside some grass for the fire, and dropped it on the ground and went about hunting crabs. While I was hunting it got real windy, and I noticed my grass blowing swiftly across the bay away from me. I gave chase but it reached the water before I could catch up. I died alone and cold in the dark again.

Day 1 Attempt 3: I'm not screwing it up this time! I had a fire going by dark and enough food for a few days. This was gonna be easy...

Day 5 Attempt 3: I've made further than I thought possible. I've set up a base in a beach biome, got all the tools and even have a small boat with a sail. This is awesome! I also rather cunningly used a pitchfork to take some swamp biome to my own base and grow swamp trees for an unlimited supply of wood! Eat that Bear Grylls...

Day 9 Attempt 3: I feel so great at this point. I killed some spiders and built a net to catch some fireflies! Now I have a lantern on my boat! My swamp trees have fully grown has well and my wood harvesting has begun. On the second tree a yellow snake dropped out and bit me once. I died a slow toxic death.

F**K THIS F**KING PIECE OF S**T

10/10 Would die in every way except starving again.

Me and about 4 friends decided to buy CS:GO when it was on sale. After 30 hours of competative matchmaking, only one of them hasn't blocked me.
10/10 would throw match again.