If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
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Jesus: [talking about a gun] Have you ever held one of these?
Chris Tucker: Have you ever held one of these? [takes out a joint]
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The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are too weak to refuse.
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Those who don't understand Linux are doomed to reinvent it, poorly.
-- unidentified source
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Hell Money:
Mulder: How many dishes do you have to break before your boss
tosses you in an oven?
Scully: So now we're chasing ghosts?
Mulder: Who ya gonna call?
Scully: Are you saying that the ancestral spirits pushed
Johnny Low into the oven and turned on the gas?
Mulder: Well, it would teach him to respect his elders,
wouldn't it?

"The X-Files: Hell Money"
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God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.
-- Paul Valery
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