It happens at random you don't get no warning

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I'm a lonely mid-aged high school dropout neckbeard virgin that lives with his parents and masturbates violently to various big-breasted female anime characters. My dad is kryptonian whereas my mom is a chozo descendant. I have high functioning autism and I write various erotic fanfictions. I find it impossible to engage in conversations with other people in the real world due to the fact that I have an aggressive anal tumor which causes a painful stinging sensation whenever I try to speak to someone outside of my parents' basement. I would get a job, but I'm unable to due to the fact that I'm a lazy fat ♥♥♥♥ that hates getting off his ass to make a few bucks. I am a first-gen freeloader. I deserve to have everything handed to me. Give me money, please.