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165.9 hrs on record (41.9 hrs at review time)
it's an okay game
Posted 6 March, 2024. Last edited 24 March, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
43.6 hrs on record (9.4 hrs at review time)
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Hand me my shovel!⠀⠀⠀⠀
https://youtu.be/dT0QThImLg8
Posted 8 December, 2022. Last edited 6 July, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
78.8 hrs on record (26.0 hrs at review time)
better than dmc 5 and the original franchise
Posted 21 September, 2022.
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2 people found this review funny
19.8 hrs on record (14.0 hrs at review time)
I'm usually a big fan of these types of games. I always play them their hardest difficulties, but something just hit wrong about this one. The fact that stealth is so rough, and the sound cues when you successfully kill someone without being noticed makes the hair on my back rise. Why play a sound effect that makes it difficult to hear, and makes you think you've been spotted instead of just letting them die. I don't need a stinger every time I throw a knife into someone's back or shoot them with a silenced pistol. Stealth usually ends up in cases where you're going loud just because some random Nazi saw you from across map the knife doing a take down animation anyways. I hated the shot-gunners and the grenade launching dudes because they are just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ obnoxious to kill, and seemingly have no weaknesses, and the game just loves to pile them on. On the last boss fight I was stuck for about 30 minutes partially due to my own stupidity, but just because I didn't know what was going on. Then the second phase is just brutal as hell, and takes a solid 5-10 minutes of just peppering him constantly. I wasn't attached to the characters, most of the guns didn't feel good to shoot with the exception of the pistol (silenced) and the automatic rifle, and it all just kinda felt disjointed and disappointing. It's a decent game and held me for the full duration of the, but it's not up to par with its competitors.
Posted 5 July, 2022. Last edited 6 March, 2024.
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1.1 hrs on record
Solid game so far. The vent sequence had me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself. Excited for more chapters
Posted 13 October, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
17.4 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
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Bought this for like 3 friends and none of them play with me
Posted 19 October, 2020.
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25.8 hrs on record (22.6 hrs at review time)
Possibly the greatest and most funny game I've ever played. 10/10
Posted 15 June, 2020.
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6.2 hrs on record
Posted 16 May, 2020. Last edited 27 November, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
319.5 hrs on record (202.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
still using eac
Posted 5 March, 2020. Last edited 27 October, 2022.
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5 people found this review helpful
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4,925.5 hrs on record (2,166.7 hrs at review time)
give me that 81 days of my life back please
Posted 8 November, 2019.
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