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IT IS UNBELIEVABLY CRAB FAB. Like they took everything good about a Soulslike and Hollow Knight and smashed it together in a hydraulic press.

This review endorsed by The Crabunal.

"Its like a playable aneurysm." "It's an EXPERIENCE." "Watching this at midnight is going to give me nightmares."

cooka da pizza ohhhh
pizza pasta ahhhhhhhhh

please play this game, if you enjoy platformers, speed (in whichever context), and cartoon fever-dream unexplainable phenomenons you will love this game of the century/abomination against god

loaded up a man with pink liquid crack and eternal life juice and then put him in the sixth circle of hell

A+

Dark Souls 2 was better

Right now, the world sucks. It's probably gonna suck for a while yet. This game does not suck. This game is almost guaranteed to put a huge smile on your face. Its a lovely, happy, bouncy good time that doesn't ask much of you or stress you out, and lets you take everything at your own pace and explore an adorable world with cute slime friends. I'd encourage literally anyone to buy this, even if this sort of thing isn't your usual game, because everyone needs a smile sometimes.

RIP TEAR RIP TEAR RIP TEAR RIP TEAR RIP TEAR RIP TEAR
PLAY THIS GAME IF YOU WANNA KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS

FAMSophobia is a good game I ask ghost 'david where you are' and he say 'OLD' and killed all my friends!

its no heavensward thats for damn sure

What kind of knees are these? Rajang knees for the poor Chinese hurt feefees.

Taiwan #1, this game is good as heck, please enjoy it at your earliest convenience.

its ok dont do eureka