⠀“Today something mysterious occurred. We got coffee, we got cups, we got sugar, we got sweetener, we got full fat milk, we got low fat milk, we got soya milk (for the lactose intolerant community), and we got gas to give us a hot, hot fire. But the Lord, in his Almighty wisdom, has decided that today would be the day when we got no water. It looks like someone,( and I don’t know who), took a hacksaw and cut through the water pipe. Who would do such a thing? Anyway, the plumber is here but it is going to take hours to fix, so I got no option but to close the coffee stand and instead go to London Town for the matinee of ‘Dirty Dancing’. Praise the Lord”