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Recent reviews by Kermit

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9.1 hrs on record
Great varied gameplay. Consistent level of polish through the whole campaign. The combat structure is very reminiscent of HL2: EP2 and there were some very memorable fights. Story was good but the writing could've used some polishing.
Posted 29 August, 2022.
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10.5 hrs on record (7.1 hrs at review time)
Beautiful writing and art direction, a perfect cyberpunk setting and story.
Posted 10 July, 2022.
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34.1 hrs on record
Halo Infinite's big team battles make me feel like I'm 12 years old again playing Halo CE.
Posted 28 June, 2022.
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884.6 hrs on record (626.7 hrs at review time)
Fun but dated base game that can be beaten in less than 10 hours with lots of still active and in my opinion far higher quality mods that'll give you hundreds of hours of playtime.
Posted 19 June, 2021.
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6.8 hrs on record
A Lovely Racing Game With Smooth Controls And A Branching Story Path With Six Possible Endings, Each Of Which Have Depth No I Don't Know Why I'm Typing Like This It Just Sort Of Happened.
Posted 27 June, 2017.
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1 person found this review funny
1,729.6 hrs on record (86.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
WARNING: TILTING A VEHICLE TO ANY SIDE BY MORE THAN TEN DEGREES WHEN DRIVING FASTER THAN 3 MILES AN HOUR WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE DEATH.
Posted 29 April, 2017.
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24 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
0.5 hrs on record
I would've been happy with a stick figure comic set in the half life universe. Instead I downloaded this and got a professionally made comic with a compelling story. Honest to god I hope the next issue costs money just so I can pay the creators.
Posted 24 November, 2016.
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3.8 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
If PBS teamed up with NASA to make a game this would be it.
Posted 22 October, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
5.0 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Great game bogged down by unpolished and frustrating elements like unskippable hint boxes and unfair game design.
The only reason the game has a restart level option so prominently featured is to make up for the fact that you can easily ♥♥♥♥ yourself over by getting a box stuck in a corner(which will happen a lot), imagine if in portal you didnt have replacement cubes when you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ something up and had to restart the level every time.
Other than that me and my friends all had a lot of fun playing this game.
Unlike 99% of the rest of steam games in this price tier Squishy the Suicidal Pig is well worth the 14 to 99 cent price. It's an unpolished gem with an original concept, a funny story, a unique game mechanic, and a pleasing art style. You can tell the creator actually cared about what they were making. With a few bits of polishing this game could easily be sold for 5 to 10 bucks on steam. In the mean time Squishy is still worth buying, if only to assure people that not every indie developer is a talentless hack.
Posted 22 October, 2015.
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8 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
2.5 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
kill me
Posted 22 October, 2015.
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