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: ^): if the sun runs out of energy and dies
: ^): in approximately half an apple
: ^): the light from the sun will disappear
Ghost of a Dead Sperm: ok stephen hawking
: ^): traps are NOT gay
: ^): anime IS real

-rep

shot up my school but his first gunshot missed the old fat black lunch lady and the gun recoil hit his face and knocked him out

I was expecting the FBI to be all over me because of what I was doing, but it wasnt. It was Mark Zuckerberg who was watching me. He looked at me and said "playing with a minecraft sex mod eh? That's gonna be worth a lot when I sell your data without consent." I pleaded and begged him not to sell my data but he kept saying saying that he would make big loads of cash. The next day I opened my computer and all I saw were minecraft tiddy mods. As if anything couldnt get any worse, someone walked in on me and I tried to explain to them I got hacked but they didnt believe me and now I'm in big trouble.

Something strange happened today. I was looking for minecraft mods when I found a mod that says "Hot Minecraft sex mod". I didnt want to install it because I live in a Christian household who would disapprove of it. However my curiosity got the best of me and I downloaded it anyway. When I logged in and started a new world this naked minecraft girl with big tits was walking up to me. I didnt want it to happen, but it did. My thot senses were off the charts as she tackled and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ me. I looked up and around my screen to make sure nobody was watching. I turned around and looked at the man who was behind me.

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are