epic sniper

homie

I love you

This action will have consequences

1)You were once the youngest person alive.
2)Everything in the universe is either a potato or not a potato.
3)If bees were paid minimum wage for their labor, a jar of honey would cost $182,000.
4)During your lifetime, you will produce enough saliva to fill two swimming pools.
5)"It takes longer to say WWW then it does to say World Wide Web.
6)"The picture for your funeral program may have already been taken."
7)"Dogs like squeaky toys because it reminds them of a small animal being killed."
8)"Thanks to pregnancy, the average number of skeletons in a human body is greater than one."
9)"Your belly button is just your old mouth."
10)"Moths will vibrate their genitals as a way to prevent a bat from locating them."