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ㅤ* A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
ㅤ* So I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?" I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
ㅤ* The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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