Steam-fællesskab :: billnopus

billnopus

California, United States

“Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.”

About me:

I'm older than the hills; hell, i babysat serana (google it all you non skyrimmers)

I have loved video games ever since pong and the old text zork games. I split my playtime between playstation and steam. Have friends on both and will play with both so if I don't see you on one; maybe the other.

I rarely take anything seriously. Irreverent would be the nice descriptor, royal smart-ass probably closer to the truth.

I'm picky about accepting friends. Don't send me a request if you're profile is private without a note on my profile. If you like having fun, aren't a troll by nature fire away a request. If not, "I'll chase you 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round perdition's flames." (google it you non-Trek heathens).

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Some of my Favorite Gaming Quotes

"Just so you know, as you talk I'm going to imagine there's a little person inside you moving your mouth like a puppet. It helps keep me interested."---Sheogorath, TES Oblivion

“You can’t hide from the Grim Reaper. Especially when he’s got a gun.”--- Grim Fandango

“I Don’t Have Time To Explain What I Don’t Have Time To Understand.”---Cayde-6, Destiny 2

Meagan: "Back when I lived in Dunwall, I did things that I'm not proud of."
Emily: "Isn't that a requirement for citizenship?"---Dishonered 2

"Dagoth Ur is dead. I hope we will no longer be troubled by his dreams. But I wonder, too, what the ghost of a god would be. And can a dead god dream?"---Hassour Zainsubani, TES Morrowind

Rhys: "Poor Henderson."
Jack: "Henderson? The guy Vasquez tossed out of an airlock? You know he was like, a massive racist, right?"
Rhys: "What? No, he-"
Jack: "Yeah, he also owned a kitten fighting ring."
Rhys: "Is that what I think it is?"
Jack: "Only if you're imagining a grown man stepping into a ring with a kitten and pummeling it for twelve minutes."
Rhys: "Oh, well just... ugh. Screw that guy."
Jack: "Yeah, no, definitely screw that guy. I mean, in all fairness, it was very entertaining, but yeah, total ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥."---Tales from the Borderlands

Ana: "We could use someone like you. You're looking for a purpose in life, we can provide it."
Lara Croft: "You're kidding me! I have seen how Trinity operates!"
Ana: "Is that a 'no'?"
Lara Croft: "It's a 'no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ way'!"---Rise of the Tomb Raider

"Him who knows that I know what he seeks to know, knows it well, while he who knows not, knows not what I know or know not."---The Fool, Dragon's Dogma

Velvet: "Stop fooling around!"
Magilou: "But I'm serious about my fooling around."---Tales of Berseria

Nate: "It’s not going to be easy, you know."
Elena: "Nothing worthwhile is."---Uncharted 4

"Why is it, every time something terrible happens, everyone tells you the worst thing that ever happened to them, as though that makes it easier?"---Erend, Horizon Zero Dawn

"Hope is what makes us strong. It is why we are here. It's what we fight with when all else is lost."---Pandora, God of War III

"Fools set the rules in this world. Just take a look around. It's undeniable."---Noctis, Final Fantasy XV

"The Solana Galaxy is a perilous place, as evidenced by the large amounts of ammunition left sitting around in crates."---Captain Qwark, Ratchet & Clank

"Devotion inspires bravery, bravery leads to sacrifice, sacrifice leads to death, so feel free to kill yourself"---The Speaker, Destiny 2

"Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer."---Javik, Mass Effect

"I haven't seen blasts like this since taco night at James Earl Jones' house."---Gex

"Shut up! Sit your ass down in that chair and DRINK YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TEA!"---Cid Highwind, FF VII

"Don't these things always end with the princess kissing the frog?"---Lucca, Chrono Trigger

"This day will never come again, so let me have this moment."---Tifa Lockhart, FF VII

"May you find your worth in the waking world."---The Doll, Bloodborne

"This place gives me the creeps. After you."---Lara Croft, Tomb Raider IV

"I've always wanted to see a MAN shave with one of these, but I guess you'll do..."---Madame Thoreen, Space Quest 4

"People are always telling me how lucky I am. But the truth is, everything I touch turns to ♥♥♥♥."---Nathan Drake, Uncharted 2

"When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back!"---Cave Johnson, Portal 2

“You fight like a dairy farmer!”"How appropriate, you fight like a cow."---Monkey Island

“We all make choices, but in the end, our choices make us.”---Andrew Ryan, Bioshock

“It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.”---Zork

“Wanting something does not give you the right to have it.”---Ezio Auditore, Assassin’s Creed 2

"What is better? To be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?"---Paarthurnax, TES Skyrim

"Good men mean well. We just don’t always end up doing well."---Isaac Clarke, Dead Space 3

Manuel Calavera: "I think we should team up - be partners."
Domino Hurley: "Oh, I would, but I could never be partners with someone who was so much more of a man than me."
Manuel Calavera: "Oh, come on... I've seen your wife."---Grim Fandango

“There are two ways of doing this. My way, or the he's a dead motherf#$%*@ way: You pick.”---The Boss, Conker’s bad Fur Day

"Even the most faithful philosopher can't live without his blood."---The Talos Principle

"IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS."---The Legend of Zelda

"Memories are nice, but that's all they are."---Rikku, FF X

"Folks, just a reminder. Tomorrow is Kick Your Best Friend in the Pants Day! Free popcorn for everyone who participate."---Dallas, Ratchet and Clank, Deadlocked

"We may never meet again, but we’ll never forget each other."---Sora, Kingdom Hearts 2

"BERNARD! DON'T BE A TUNA HEAD!"---Maniac Mansion

Cayde-6: "Seems like you met my new friends, Failsafe and her evil twin, Failsafe."
Ghost: "Which is the evil one?"
Failsafe: "If I had feelings, they would be hurt!"---Destiny 2

"My past is not a memory. It’s a force at my back. It pushes and steers. I may not always like where it leads me, but like any story, the past needs resolution. What’s past is prologue."---Samus Aran, Metroid

"Maybe we’d fall short. Maybe we’d never even come close. But someone, someday, would know we’d tried."---Vanille, Final Fantasy XIII

"It’s not a question of can or can’t…in life there are some things you just do."---Claire Farron, “Lightning”, FF XIII

“We stand upon the precipice of change. The world fears the inevitable plummet into the abyss. Watch for that moment… and when it comes, do not hesitate to leap. It is only when you fall that you learn whether you can fly.”---Flemeth, Dragon Age

“There are two ways of arguing with a woman, and neither one works.”---John Marston, Red Dead Redemption

"A sword wields no strength, unless the hand that holds it has courage."---Hero's Shade, The Legend of Zelda

"Okay... The key to surviving situations like this is to avoid phrases like, "it's too quiet in here" or "everything's going to be alright".---Qwark, Ratchet and Clank: A Crack In Time

"I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me."---Joshua Graham, Fallout: New Vegas

"To be forgotten is worse than death."---Freya Crescent, FF IX

"People are capable of kindness beyond angels, yet we also commit sins that would put a demon to shame."---Raogrimm FF XI

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I have a friend who likes to tell people that he is a foodie and then proceeds to talk about every type of food he doesn't like. For some reason, so called 'gamers' are the same. If it's not 'epic' and open world it's not worth playing. Don't get me wrong, I love open world games as the 800+ hours on skyrim (and even more on PS verson) will tell you, but I appreciate all games. They just have to be good for what they are. This is a game for anyone who is a true gamer.
It is a very short game. I had to play it twice just to get the card drops. So why would I recommend it? Put simply, for what it is it is brilliant.
The artwork fits the game like a glove. The story, albeit short, is captivating with enough humor sprinkled in to make you chuckle. The music fits as well. Enough puzzles to keep it from being a visual novel, but nothing taxing on the brain. (If you want hard puzzles play The Talos Principle Road to Gehenna and get all the stars and silver sigils.)
But most of all, it was 90 minutes (one playthrough) with a smile on my face, I just simply enjoyed it. Most games I play, even though I enjoy, I know that it is a one and done. Glad I played it, but I'll move on. This game will be put in the scapbook as I will definitely replay it from time to time just to put that 90 minute smile on my face (especially as a break from playing dark souls and setting a record for seeing the words 'You have died' pop up).
If you are like me, and appreciate well crafted games that are pure enjoyment, DO NOT PASS UP ON THIS GAME! I can't wait to see what the devs do next.
CHEERS!!!

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raubrey 6. feb. 2023 kl. 21:48

Glad to hear from you on Steam. Hope life is good.
Man, I'm old now.
I am guessing you are older too.
Better than the alternative.
I all but got married, moved and bought an old house when interest was 2.99.
A pandemic came, some fuss about this that and the other and then
a Chinese Spy balloon came by just to see it. Eggs are $5. Gas back down to $3
I think that sums up the last 4 years.
Rambling as always ...
Waiting for Starfield ... Tick Tock.