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Funky Pop!

Found a Funky Pop collectible in the overworld.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Kasia, wróć!

She's never coming back...
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Coming Out of the Closet

You got caught...
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 4:25pm

No More Baby!

Tyrone Jr. managed to get out of bounds and fell to his death. You should have shut the door behind you...
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Early Adopter

You played the game during Early Access. Don't be too harsh on it...
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Billiards Pro

That's not actually how you play the game.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Oops...

You had to wipe your save data due to my terrible coding. Here's a consolation prize...
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Out of Bounds

You found your first mythic rare Funky Pop. Nice!
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Not Jesus

The pool is filled with epoxy, not water. There is nothing remarkable about standing on it.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 4:29pm

The Trash Man

You really will do anything, won't you?
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 1:30pm

No Escape

Strange...
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Zoil Skip

Perform the 'Zoil Skip'.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Clocking In

Played for 8 consecutive hours without crashing. Impressive! Quitting or playing Snitch games will reset the timer.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Saving Lives

You put on the mask. Good. Now never take it off...
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 9:11am

跑酷

你在这干嘛 ?
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 3:28pm

I'm Gay!

You identify as Gay.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 6:57am

I'm Bisexual!

You identify as Bisexual.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 6:57am

Locked Up

There's only one way out of here now... Well, two actually.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Seven Hundo

And you can't even do seven...
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Baby Grabber

Put him down... Put him down!
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 11:12am

Room 503

Hm...
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 5:05pm

My Masterpiece

Create your first piece of art.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 4:38am

Betrayal

He really liked you, man... How could you?
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Paid in Full

Eh, no one liked her anyway.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Making a Mess

That's going to be a nightmare to clean up... Whatever, not your problem.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 3:45pm

System Error

What more would you expect from outsourced code?
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Simpin' Ain't Easy

If you don't dig the simpin' I could really care less.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50am

High Voltage

This isn't safe...
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Stuck

Idiot...
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Cuck-ception

Play Cuckold Simulator inside of Cuckold Simulator...
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 6:35am

Practice Makes Perfect

I'll do better next time...
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 5:39am

Corrupted

It was only a matter of time...
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 2:33pm



The Biggest Blackest Funky Pop!

There are now multiple legitimate ways to get this...

Genocide

Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 81 seconds.

Hard Victory

You defeated her on hard mode... Impressive.

Flawless Victory

Defeat her without taking damage.

myspacebarisbroken

Defeat her without ever rolling.

Godlike

Defeat her without ever rolling, or taking damage. Insane.

Nerfed

You could only beat her nerfed version. Pathetic.

Full of Pride

Discovered the meaning of "Pride".

Genocide, But Faster

Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 46 seconds.

Makin' Bacon

Wasted 50 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.

Pig Roast

Wasted 100 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.

Genocide v2

Complete Chapter 2 of Anime Girl Genocide within 50 seconds.

Walk A Mile In...

Someone else's shoes.

The Spirit of Christmas

Discovered the true meaning of Christmas.

Push It

Push the button. A lot.

My New Friend

Who said you can't buy friendship?

Art Connoisseur

Own the complete Hunter Bedin collection of art.

Red Rocket

I dub thee... "Red Rocket"

New Whip

Feels new, anyway...

Jackpot!

1000 Tickets! Wahoo!

Eyes In The Sky

Fixed the drone.

Terminated

Terminated from your job at GloboCorp.

Beer Exploit

Are you even going to drink them all?

Night Duty

Worked at night.

No Call No Show

Skipped a day of work... How could you?

Movin' n Groovin'

Show off your moves.

Strange Device

What are it's motives?

Funky Pop Connoisseur

Collected all 15 Funky Pops. Wowza!

Hangman

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Pain in My...

Hard at work, or hard at work?

Loved and Lost

Not again...

Well Informed

Read all of the Pulse News stories.

I'm Blue

You suddenly feel smarter than you actually are...

CORN

Played CORN.

Burn The Witch

The evil artefact has been destroyed...
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