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10.9 hrs on record (10.7 hrs at review time)
I got it in 2013 and I remember really liking it.

You should play it.
Posted 24 April, 2017.
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3,237.8 hrs on record (3,104.7 hrs at review time)
they removed cs_agency
Posted 14 February, 2017. Last edited 15 November, 2023.
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0.4 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Tbh tranzit's like the best zombies mode
Posted 14 February, 2017.
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1 person found this review funny
8.6 hrs on record
I don't remember playing this for 8 hours.
Posted 14 February, 2017.
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32.8 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
It's more of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ meme than Resident Evil 5.

There's not much horror stuff, it has nice jiggly physics, and it has co-op.

It's alright.
Posted 13 February, 2017. Last edited 1 September, 2017.
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3 people found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record
This game stars the protagonist Samual who undergoes a rigorous character development of seriousness after first encountering another species.

Posted 13 February, 2017.
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11.1 hrs on record
The multiplayer's buggy and babayetu will become a meme temporarily within your group

I don't ever hit the next turn button.
Posted 13 February, 2017.
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8 people found this review funny
2.9 hrs on record
This game is outdated and doesn't provide the ultimate Star Wars™ Battlefront™ gaming experience that Star Wars™ Battlefront™ on Origin™ by EA™ does. The new STAR WARS™ Battlefront™ game from EA™ has hours of content and exciting new content in the form of DLC!

Arm yourself for ground-based combat on a galactic scale. Engage the enemy on-foot, command a massive AT-AT, zip around on nimble speeder bikes, and tons more. You’ll fight your way across the frozen tundra of Hoth, the ancient forests on Endor, and the deserts of Tatooine, and even the previously unexplored planet of Sullust.

If you're not a fan of the immersive gound battles, players can hop into the cockpit of your favorite vehicles and take to the skies. Command X-wings, TIE fighters, and yes, even the Millennium Falcon.

Additionally, you can become the hero or villain of the galaxy. You’ll get to play as some of Star Wars’ most iconic characters like Darth Vader and Boba Fett. Plus, you’ll get to interact with some of the most beloved characters from the original trilogy like C-3PO and R2-D2.

Also, Star Wars™ Battlefront™ brings the Star Wars™ legacy to life like never before. Visit classic planets from the original Star Wars™ trilogy, detailed with an unprecedented amount of realism. Plus, experience original sound effects from the films and amazing digital replicas of authentic Star Wars™ movie models. This is a game that feels and plays like one created by Star Wars™ fans.

In addition to these stunning features, the Ultimate Edition of the game expands your galaxy with Star Wars™ Battlefront™ Season Pass, which includes four expansion packs. Only on Origin™!
Posted 13 February, 2017. Last edited 14 February, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
This is a game about Woodle and his grand adventure spanning the width, length, and height, of a humongous tree and its many branches.

It's terrible but it's also like 10 cents on sale so you could get 15 minutes of gameplay for that much. If you think about it proportinally 10 cents * 2.5 = 25 cents (price of a gumball) and 15 * 2.5 = 37.5.

In other words, if you try to justify buying this game 2 and a half times as opposed to a gumball you can get 37.5 minutes of fun hypothetically. Does a gumball last 37.5 minutes? Maybe. But by then it's stale and hard and gross and you should stick it to the bottom of something you don't own.
Posted 13 February, 2017.
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71.2 hrs on record (62.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I made a server and constantly spawned in planes to crash into the other players on my server. If I missed and died, I'd just spawn a new plane. If I succeeded, I'd do it again.

Admin abuse is the main attraction of this game.
Posted 26 May, 2016.
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