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Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.
Здобуто 18 трав. 2018 о 14:21

Go Left

Move to the left.
Здобуто 18 трав. 2018 о 11:10

Go Right

Move to the right.
Здобуто 18 трав. 2018 о 11:10

Meet Your Maker

Penetrate God.
Здобуто 19 трав. 2018 о 4:32

Summer Job

Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker.
Здобуто 18 трав. 2018 о 11:42

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Здобуто 18 трав. 2018 о 11:16

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.
Здобуто 19 трав. 2018 о 5:55

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.
Здобуто 13 січ. 2019 о 14:50

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Здобуто 18 трав. 2018 о 11:52

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Здобуто 18 трав. 2018 о 11:54

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
Здобуто 19 трав. 2018 о 8:42

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.
Здобуто 19 трав. 2018 о 6:22

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Здобуто 18 трав. 2018 о 11:49

Appalling Appetite

You should see a doctor immediately.
Здобуто 19 трав. 2018 о 4:43

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Здобуто 18 трав. 2018 о 12:07

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Здобуто 18 трав. 2018 о 13:29

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.
Здобуто 18 трав. 2018 о 14:54

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.
Здобуто 18 трав. 2018 о 15:27

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Здобуто 19 трав. 2018 о 7:18

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Здобуто 18 трав. 2018 о 14:14

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.
Здобуто 18 трав. 2018 о 15:12

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.
Здобуто 18 трав. 2018 о 13:55

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.
Здобуто 19 трав. 2018 о 7:58

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.
Здобуто 13 січ. 2019 о 13:26

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.
Здобуто 19 трав. 2018 о 7:34

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Здобуто 18 трав. 2018 о 14:06

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
Здобуто 18 трав. 2018 о 13:36

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
Здобуто 24 трав. 2018 о 12:15