"Its difficult living this way Rio, but all this dirty work... somebody has got to do it. We get dirty the world stays clean. Seriously our contributions have been... beyond anything anyone could ever imagine. Later generations will look back, thank us, pay homage, and then they will better this community for their posterity as well. God Bless."

— Special Agent M.Litoris, CSGO professional player

"BONJOOR! I am in ze paree in HIT-MON TROIS. PAREE. PAR-IS. AUGH AUGH AUGH. *insert F*ench noises here*. argh!. ARRRGH. GOoing. insaaaaaane weoo woeowoeoooooooooo. hoo hoo HO OWEO HOO HEE HEE HAAH HAAH HEEEEEEE. ok ok srs now. Sirius. why did william ask why i was jumpin and shootin. he never seen da juan wick b4? im juan wickin in himbo 3. Hope all is well and this message gets to you soon. Hope all is well in the New World in CanaaaadaLand. ALOOOT of griefers there im told. May our mission to purify the world never END! Im off to the fashion show. novikov and margolis need da jerome wick treatment. MAY WE MEET SOON! Sincerely, Jeremiah "monsieur lamprey" Wick."

— Special Agent Hi.IQ, CSGO professional player