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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 6:48am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:27am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:06am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:00am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:19am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:12pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 6:25am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 6:57am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:19am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:33am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:05am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:41pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:42pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:43pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:18pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:41am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:46am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:46am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 1:03pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:33am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 6:09am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:53am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:08am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:10am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:58am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:12pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:41am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:58am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:25pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:46am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:21am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:45am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:38pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:42am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:51am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:04am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:59am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:04am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:04am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:21pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:26pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:41pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:53am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:56am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:21am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:25pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:16am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:27am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 6:48am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:22am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:07pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:19pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:52am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:54am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:00am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:00am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:42am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:07am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:07am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:24am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:33am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:46am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:49am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:49am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:00am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:00pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:08pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:15pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:56am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:19am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:14am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:10am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:30am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:21am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:24am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:24am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:45am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:46am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:44am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:45am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:49am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:49am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:17pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:59am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:10pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:51am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:55am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:55am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:18am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:29am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:14pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:36pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:55am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:59am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:16am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:39am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:39am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:36am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:24pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:30pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:41pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:25am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:36am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:40am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:48am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:36am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:10pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 6:48am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:10am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:22am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:41am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:45am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:04am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:35am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:11pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:21pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:41pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:09pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 6:47am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:10am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:36am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:41pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:34pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:37am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:04am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:01pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:34pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:51am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:52am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:05am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:21am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:39am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:43am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:49am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:41am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:39am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 10:05am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:14am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:20pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:03am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:13am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:16am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:33am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:44am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:41am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:43am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:39pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:58am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:19am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:19am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:45am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:47am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:40am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:41am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:41am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:42am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:44am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:45am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:46am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:48am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:46am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:44am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:44am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:42am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:47am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:50am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:51am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:50am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:50am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:55am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:58am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 5:03am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 11:01am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 9:38am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:04pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 6:03am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:51am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:05am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:42pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:19am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:41am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:41am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:45am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:04am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:02am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:09pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:06am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:57am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:34am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:49am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:57am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:19am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:38am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:38am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:40am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:40am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:40am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:42am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:44am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:45am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:48am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:50am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:14pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:38am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:47am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:48am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:40am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:42am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:44am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:44am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:45am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:50am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:14pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:16pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:37pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:42pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:49am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:02am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:39am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:39am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:47am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:50am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:58am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:08pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:04am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:35am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:37am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:43am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:14pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:41am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:43am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:24pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:43pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:49pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:56pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:44am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:42am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:40am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:40am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:42am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:45am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:45am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:49am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:57am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:16pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:17pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:37pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:52pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:52pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:50pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 6:48am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 10:51am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:08pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:55am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:22am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:41am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:44am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:50am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:16pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:38pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:01pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:12am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:42am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:09pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:45am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:54pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:44am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:33am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:27pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:03am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:35am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:23am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:46am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:41am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:45am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:50am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:41pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:56pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:59pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:15am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:44am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:16pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:48am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:51am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:34pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:04pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:51am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:15pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:09pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:44am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:43pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:33pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:08pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:47am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:44am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:47am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:50am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:51am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:14pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:35pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:41pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:45pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:51pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:52pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:35am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:52am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:41pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:47am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:14pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:14pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:41pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:32pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:59pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:59pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:59pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:52am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:52am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:02am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:28pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:42pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:46am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:41am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:45am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:50am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:20pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:50pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:56pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:15am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:45am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:41pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:12am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:41am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:41pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:47am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:58pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 10:05am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:19am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:56am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:24am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:49am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:41am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:50am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:14pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:38pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:07pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:52am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:22am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:45am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:43pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:14pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:38pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:43pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:43pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:54pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:58pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:58pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:02am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:41pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:19pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:17pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:15pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:18pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:22am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:41pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:38am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:45am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:41am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:45am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:09pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:20pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:49pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:56pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:39am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:46am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:56pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:18pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:43pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:57pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:58pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:00pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:57pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:11am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:18pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:28pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:22am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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