After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Sup! lets play CSGO💓

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🌟 +REPUTATION SIR<333!🌟



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IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
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Thank you <3

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I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door….

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I’m str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can’t w8. We should convers8, I won’t ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don’t hesit8

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I love Mr Stevenson he looks like will forte macgruber, he's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ genius

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add me up

-rep he gave me hacks and I got vac banned

Give This Rose
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To everyone you want to ♥♥♥♥ like an animal

+rep, fast quick and easy, but he goes overboard, i think it'd be considered rape

Happy birthday I hope you have some https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYMxOzxKYYo

Happy Birthday Big Boy!! Remember that time we were using my moms measuring tape to measure our gains? And once we ran out of muscles to measure the only thing left was to measure our ♥♥♥♥♥? So first we did it flacid but the numbers weren't very impressive so we decided we better try it with boners. But you were shy and didn't wanna jerk it in front of me to get hard so you asked if I could do it for you?! lol and then I was still bigger so you said it was because I give ****ty hand jobs! haha anyways I cant wait to get drunk with you later and measure our ♥♥♥♥♥! Love you buddy

I would swim the Amazon River with 45lbs dumbbells tied to my scrotum and Rosie O'Donnell on my back spitting gravy in my face just to have the chance to share a spaghetti dinner with you on a webcam with a dialup connection to celebrate your birthday.

Mind if I offer on that sexy Butterfly?

i love you lets sex while on titanic 2geder watch spongeboob

♥♥♥ u grmr

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
……__________________
…../_==o;;;;;;;;______[]
…..), —-.(_(__) /
….// (..) ), ——”
…//___//
..//___//
WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER


Thank you <3

good trader even though i havent traded with you

+rep Fast and nice trader :)!

add me i want to enter the raffle

+rep quick, and fair

Go back to hell you grammar cop
jkjk

Hi how do i enter in State of Decay?

+rep Fast, trustworthy trader, recommended

GOod fair trader, + rep, thanks!

+rep

+1 Had some troubles since we kept disconnecting, but that was not his fault. Good traders and a big ol' recomendation.