Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank dvd. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the dvd, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken dvd over and realized that it was not a blank dvd, but a copy of the movie UP.

Well guys, guess I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up.

ATTENTION KAFIR! االكذاممغطلمماما

‎‏This is the Central Committee of the Turkish يفعنوزذبلاتررلللدزرراللدزرتاثصدزرIslamic Party Internetً ‏ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION YOUR INTERNETااغللبزتتفقثيدزتنمهقيدرننغقثصيطدتنننال THIS IS. VERY VERY HARAM (تاتتتتاااززتتااا) DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! If you do not hesitate, reddit karma will be اا لااتعغففلااتتغفبدزرنتغقبيسيززرتتغقثيذدزرsubtracted from your profile. (بللفقيلنبنتيرثنهذترثتسنخذخنلرقتقتعطهعيتثتي You'll also be sent into a salt mine and be اتيت تثنتثتينذتنصههينيتفقلتردللمطغكغكيكغيكغطمغطمغطمغطمغظمفظمفظمفظمفظمغظمغطمغطفلدtortured by Greek jinn ااتتالفغترزلافبلتتfemboys

‎بلاتاطمطغمطامظمااطىاGlory to Islamic Türkye !

i just scammed a single parent mother for some Enfamil

stop sending me porn during cs:go scrims dude thanks

no u zaid

literal ♥♥♥♥♥♥